Some of the gems from the article:
Here's my handy glossary of commonly used leftist terms, and what they really mean:And of course, the best is saved for last:
Social justice: Spreading the misery of socialism equally throughout society.
Balance: Left vs. far-left (e.g., Hillary Clinton debating Ted Kennedy).
Environmentalists: Celebrities who brag about their environmentally friendly hybrid cars while tooling around the world in gas-guzzling private jets. Liberals who can't afford a car also use this label so they don't appear pathetic to friends.
Freedom fighters: Terrorists whose goal is to destroy Western democracy.
Terrorist: George Bush, or anyone who wants to harm "freedom fighters."
Torture: Frat-party activities that occur on foreign soil, in the presence of U.S. military personnel. Murder, rape and violence perpetrated by communist regimes don't count.
Bush lied: A catch-all that means, "I have no idea how to debate this issue intelligently."Be sure to read, and save, the whole list.